Beauty treatment gone wrong

On Saturday evening, before going out, I decided to do this face mask I was given for my birthday. It was supposed to re-hydrate my skin and if the picture on the front of the packet was anything to go by, I would be looking all dewy-skinned and glowing - which is what you want for a Saturday night out. What you don't want is to have a bad reaction to the product. As soon as it touched my skin it felt a bit weird, I read the directions, and 'tingling' was normal, but when it started to burn I couldn't stand it so washed it off.

My face was patchy and bright red on Saturday night, but nothing a bit of makeup couldn't fix. What I wasn't expecting was for it to progressively get worse. Today I look like I have rubbed my face on gravel. It is pretty disgusting. I was going to post a picture, but I think its safe to say that your eyes would thank me for not doing so.

I'm pretty sure everyone at work thinks its pash rash even though I've recounted the true course of events... I would think it was pash rash if I saw it on someone else... I would think they were a crazy kisser too, to have it all over their face...

I'm hoping it goes away soon...


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Please? I am depressed and need a laugh *boo hoo hoo* <--- see depressed :P


OptaMISStik
Not that I'm doubting that a picture of my scabby face would cheer you up and make you laugh, I'm just worried it will scare the vox world.

If you're still depressed tomorrow, and I still look like I've been wacked by the god-awful-ugly stick, I may post one... and by the ways things are progressing, you are most likely to be in luck, it seems to be going from bad to worse...


El Goober
Wow... you actually bought the whole "boo hoo hoo, I'm depressed" bit... I should be an actor... seriously... I'm brilliant :P

*rolls eyes*

With your base line looks. You could climb the ugly tree, fall out of the ugly tree, hitting every branch on the way down and fall right on the "wtf is that?!" rock at the bottom, AND you'd still be gorgeouser (its a word!) than 99.9% of the population in existence... YEESH...

You're hot deal with it, a little pash-rash on your face isn't gonna change anything... whata dingus you are :P
OptaMISStik
It's not pash rash! If it was at least I'd have some kind of decent memory to have a secret smile at whenever I looked at the disgusting mess that is my face...

And I did buy your routine *applauds, hands oscar to Goo*, I thought you were all tired, emotionally messed up and feeling a bit bad... since you're not - no photo
El Goober
Pash rash! You said yourself you were incredibly intoxicated :P Someone could've been licking your face all over :P

*thanks Tik for the Oscar*

Awwwww no photo??? now I'm really depressed *sob sob* (opens one eye to see if Tik falls for it the second time :P)
thesneakybandit
There's nothing worse than an enthusiastic kisser with a sandpaper tongue!!

Oh, and expressions like "pash rash" should be used much more in everyday conversations!
OptaMISStik
NOT PASH RASH. errr, no one was 'licking my face all over', but thanks for giving me a crazy mental image to deal with for the rest of the day...

Like most sequels, your follow up to the original depression post just doesn't ring true, sounds like you're phoning-in your performance on this one Goo - what happened, the bright lights and bling of Hollywood get to you? Make you start hanging with Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton, believing the hype and now you think you're the next David Duchovny?
OptaMISStik
See what you have to look forward to if you ever come to Aussie Land? An enormous vocabulary filled with such sparklers as 'pash rash', 'budgie smugglers', 'sangers', and Riss's favourite 'tossbag'
El Goober
You're welcome :) Imagine the security guard you were trying to pick up just coming up close to you... sticking his tongue out and giving you long slow licks... grooming you if you will... like you were a cat :)

Paris and Lindsay? WOOO! They'll do anyone! ;P Next David Duchovny? Me? Jeez... I'd be lucky if I got to be the next David Spade... :P
OptaMISStik
I wasn't trying to pick him up!!! and the image of him licking my face like a cat makes me want to be sick

*slaps Goo* Stop it!

I thought you were a mix between David Duchovny and someone else???
El Goober
Shuuuuuuuuuure you weren't Tik... shuuuuuuuuuuuure.

Like.

A.

Cat.

And you purring as he grooms you. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Errr... not in acting ability, which is what you meant. And I decided I don't, I just have a big nose like him.

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